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Avoid Micro Aggressions Blankets

Browse our collection of 16 Avoid Micro Aggressions Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Born Here and Born Queer Blanket

Born Here and Born Queer Blanket

But where are you really from? Like where were you born? I was BORN HERE in America! Aren't you sick of these microaggressions, and the pressure to define your sexuality, no honey I'm just queer! Born Here and Born Queer! Finally show off the answer you been wanting to give to these intrusive questions with this empowering design!

Stop Being a Dick Blanket

Stop Being a Dick Blanket

Can you not??? It would be really cool if you stopped being such a dick, like, in general, please stop. Help fight against the patriarchy with this passive aggressive feminist "stop being a dick" floral blanket perfect for calling out assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything.

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

I Don't Care For Your Misogyny Blanket

I Don't Care For Your Misogyny Blanket

I Don't Care For Your Misogyny. The perfect passive aggressive feminism shirt for the ladies raging against the machine in their own way.

Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme the bleat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n roll, and scream away Get loud with the boys with this funny goat parody design!

I Just Want To Nap And Read All Day Blanket

I Just Want To Nap And Read All Day Blanket

Why go outside and be around people this summer when you can stay in? Avoid everyone and do what you love most by napping and reading books all day.

Hot Chocolate And Netflix Blanket

Hot Chocolate And Netflix Blanket

This funny winter and holiday blanket features a steaming mug of hot chocolate and the words "hot chocolate and Netflix" and is perfect for sipping a warm mug of hot chocolate, staying indoors, watching Netflix, surfing the internet, staying warm, avoiding the snow and cold, celebrating the holiday season with friends and family, and watching your favorite shows!

Winter Introvert Blanket

Winter Introvert Blanket

You want me to go outside? Yeah right, there's Ice, snow and people out there! The world is a scary place especially during the harsh winter season!

Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful So Forget It I'm Staying Home Blanket

Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful So Forget It I'm Staying Home Blanket

Snow is the worst and the winter weather is awful so stay inside and avoid all of that while watching some netflix and drinking some hot tea.

If It's Snowing I'm Not Going Blanket

If It's Snowing I'm Not Going Blanket

Say no to winter this year because who wants to go outside and be out in the cold? Avoid the awful winter weather in this anit-cold weather blanket design that says "If It's Snowing I'm Not Going" on a cute light blue snowflake pattern because snow is the absolute worst.

Let's Get Naked Blanket

Let's Get Naked Blanket

Sometimes words can just take way too long to get the message across. A simple phrase like 'let's get naked' may be all the flirt you need to let the person you're eyeballing to take off those clothes and have some sexy times! So avoid all the banter and get naked with this funny let's get naked design!

I'm Nocturnal Blanket

I'm Nocturnal Blanket

If your natural sleep schedule is from 6 AM - 2 PM and you can't deal with morning people, especially on Mondays, this design may be for you. Stay up late eating pizza, binge watch your favorite shows and sleep in today to avoid the morning grog with this cool "I'm Nocturnal" owl design!

Shut The Fluff Up! Cat Blanket

Shut The Fluff Up! Cat Blanket

Hey you - shut the fluff up! Express your annoyed feelings and wanting peace and quiet with this funny, "Shut The Fluff Up!" cute, sassy cat design!

Sorry I Can't Go Out I Am Over Encumbered By My Inventory Blanket

Sorry I Can't Go Out I Am Over Encumbered By My Inventory Blanket

Every western RPG game player has seen this message or something similar- You are over-encumbered by your inventory and your party cannot venture forth. UGH. Why did I pick up those 50 helmets, 30 pies, and 20 magical staffs? This funny gamer blanket is the perfect gift for nerds trying to avoid social interaction, going to the party, or that thing you don't want to go to because you're an introvert who hates dealing with people unless food or dungeons are involved.

Adore Winter From The Comfort Of The Indoors Blanket

Adore Winter From The Comfort Of The Indoors Blanket

Winter is beautiful! Everything is cold, you get to wear layers, the coco is hot, and the fire is cozy. You can read a book, browse the internet, snuggle with your cat, and play with your dog. All of those things sound awesome right? Well all of those things are also indoor activities so that makes it even better! Avoid the cold with this cute anti winter blanket. Love the winter, hate the cold, and stay indoors.

Sleeping Is My Cardio Blanket

Sleeping Is My Cardio Blanket

This funny lazy design features a cozy bed and the words "sleeping is my cardio" and is perfect for people who love to sleep, nap, snooze, hang out, watch Netflix, avoid the gym, eating snacks, hanging out with friends, resting, relaxing, drinking, and enjoying life! Perfect for school, work, university, hitting the gym, working out, running, and showing your lazy pride to the world!

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